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  1. AppZen Mastermind ZenLM section with Hotel Itemization Folio Validation UI; ZenLM Plus finance-specialized LLMsAppZen ships ZenLM Plus finance-specialized LLMs that beat frontier models on expense auditAppZen said Thursday it introduced ZenLM Plus, a family of finance-specialized large language models for Travel & Expense audit that led five of six control comparisons against seven frontier models and will be generally available in December 2026 after select-customer access now.
  2. Legato Frames Aria AI hearing glasses three-quarter studio product shot; SpeechSense AI from $999Legato puts AI hearing glasses on sale in the U.S. starting at $999Legato said Thursday Legato Frames are available in the United States starting at $999 online at legatohearing.com, with select eyecare providers coming soon — FDA-regulated over-the-counter hearing aids built into prescription-ready eyewear for adults with mild-to-moderate hearing loss.
  3. Mixpanel Agent Intelligence Conversations dashboard connecting agent chats to purchase conversion funnelMixpanel launches Agent Intelligence to tie agent chats to real customer outcomesMixpanel said Thursday it introduced Agent Intelligence in early access — a product that stitches AI agent conversations to customer behavior and business outcomes so teams can measure whether an agent helped, stalled, or converted a user.
  4. Parakeet Health brand graphic — Convert patient demand into booked appointments; $10M Series AParakeet Health raises $10M Series A to book more care with patient-access AIParakeet Health said Thursday it closed an oversubscribed $10 million Series A led by Canvas Ventures, bringing total funding to $13 million for an AI platform that turns inbound calls, outreach, fax, and web scheduling into booked appointments.
  5. Sharon AI site frame with $356M GPU-backed SPV debt captionSharon AI locks $356M GPU-backed debt at 9.95% to fund AI Factory buildoutSharonAI Holdings said Thursday it entered a US$356 million committed senior secured, GPU-backed SPV debt facility priced at a fixed 9.95% (excluding fees), with proceeds earmarked for compute deployments tied to customer contracts.
  6. Desk graphic — Broadcom up to $42B lending facility for Anthropic TPU lease stackBroadcom agrees to lend Anthropic up to $42B to finance its chip leases, filing showsReuters reported Thursday that Anthropic’s IPO prospectus shows Broadcom has agreed to lend the AI lab up to $42 billion to finance infrastructure spending tied to a massive TPU compute lease, with debt that could convert into Anthropic equity.
  7. Desk graphic — Airship AI $29.0M DHS awards for Acropolis, Outpost AI, Fortress AIAirship AI wins $29M in firm-fixed-price DHS awards for edge and on-prem AI surveillanceAirship AI Holdings said Thursday it was awarded $29.0 million in firm-fixed-price, brand-name-only contracts from an agency within the Department of Homeland Security, covering Acropolis software work plus Outpost AI edge and Fortress AI on-premises platforms over a six-month period of performance.
  8. Desk graphic — Autonomize Context AI Context Graph and Enterprise Extensions layers for healthcare agentsAutonomize ships Context AI so healthcare agents share one governed knowledge layerAutonomize said Thursday that Autonomize Context AI is generally available — a shared context foundation that turns clinical terminology, policies, and institutional rules into living, auditable intelligence healthcare AI agents can reuse across workflows.
  9. Desk graphic — Volantis $88M Series A over company photonic wafer textureVolantis raises $88M Series A for photonic AI inference that breaks the memory wallVolantis said Thursday it raised an $88 million Series A co-led by Lachy Groom and Abstract Ventures to build A-1, a photonic AI inference system designed to raise memory capacity and bandwidth together so giant models can run faster at lower cost per token.
  10. Desk graphic — Biotia $9M financing for BIOTIA-ID Urine Test and clinical metagenomics expansionBiotia raises oversubscribed $9M to scale AI metagenomic infection testsBiotia said Thursday it closed an oversubscribed $9 million financing to scale clinical metagenomics diagnostics for recurrent infections, expand women’s health tests, and move into orthopedic infection diagnostics.
  11. Everlywell Clairity Breast consumer UI showing a 5-year breast cancer risk score of 1.2% AverageEverlywell puts Clairity’s FDA-authorized AI breast-risk score online nationwideEverlywell said Thursday Clairity Breast is commercially available nationwide on its consumer platform, giving women with a qualifying recent screening mammogram access to the first FDA-authorized AI tool that estimates five-year breast cancer risk from that mammogram.
  12. Desk graphic — Armadin Series B $255.5M with official Kevin Mandia CEO portrait from armadin.comArmadin raises $255.5M Series B at over $2.5B for agentic cyber offenseArmadin said Thursday it raised $255.5 million in Series B funding co-led by Andreessen Horowitz and Accel, valuing the AI cybersecurity company at more than $2.5 billion seven months after launch.
  13. DoorDash official Dash Forward graphic showing the text-to-order AI agent in Apple MessagesDoorDash launches a text-to-order AI agent inside Apple MessagesDoorDash said Wednesday it is opening a U.S. waitlist for a text-based AI ordering agent that works in Apple Messages, letting people ask for a meal or restock in plain language while the agent builds a cart and handles checkout in the thread.
  14. IVAI official release wordmark from the $200 million IPO pricing announcementDan Ives’ IVAI prices a $200M IPO for a closed-end fund aimed at private AIIves Ultra AI Opportunities Inc. said Wednesday it priced an initial public offering of 20 million shares at $10 each — a $200 million raise for what it calls the first publicly listed closed-end fund dedicated to giving public-market investors access to private AI companies.
  15. California Governor official graphic: AI framework got stronger, Newsom signs first-in-the-nation worker protectionsCalifornia bans AI-only firings as Newsom signs No Robo Bosses workplace lawsCalifornia Governor Gavin Newsom signed a package of first-in-the-nation AI workplace laws on Wednesday, including SB 947 that prohibits employers from relying solely on automated decision systems to discipline or fire workers.
  16. OpenAI official announcement graphic titled Disrupting a coordinated model-distillation campaignOpenAI says it disrupted a coordinated model-distillation campaign tied to MoonshotOpenAI said Wednesday it identified and disrupted a coordinated campaign to extract protected reasoning from its models — activity consistent with adversarial distillation — and attributed a core cluster of the activity to individuals associated with Moonshot AI.
  17. ElevenLabs official $22BN valuation announcement graphic naming Wellington Management and T. Rowe PriceElevenLabs hits $22B valuation in $300M employee tenderElevenLabs said Wednesday it closed a $300 million employee tender offer that values the voice and conversational-agent company at $22 billion — double its February Series D — led by Wellington and T. Rowe Price.
  18. Google DeepMind official SynthID Bio announcement graphic: Introducing SynthID Bio with protein structuresGoogle DeepMind launches SynthID Bio to watermark AI-designed proteinsGoogle DeepMind said Wednesday it introduced SynthID Bio, a family of watermarking methods that embed a verifiable signature into AI-generated protein sequences and predicted 3D structures while preserving biological function in lab tests.
  19. ARPA-H SURPASS official social card: Simulation-augmented, real-time Platform Adaptive Seamless TrialsHHS launches ARPA-H SURPASS to speed clinical trials with models and agentsThe Department of Health and Human Services, through ARPA-H, said Wednesday it launched SURPASS — Simulation-augmented, Real-time Platform Adaptive Seamless Trials — plus companion projects STACK, COMMONS, and CINCH to redesign how drugs and biologics are tested in the U.S.
  20. GMI Cloud site banner: raises $668M fundraising led by ARCHIV with NVIDIA participationGMI Cloud raises $668M to expand GPU cloud across the U.S. and AsiaMountain View AI-cloud company GMI Cloud said Wednesday it raised $668 million in new financing — $223 million Series B equity led by ARCHIV with NVIDIA participating, plus a $445 million credit facility led by CTBC — to expand GPU capacity in the United States, Taiwan, and Southeast Asia.